"Years ago, when I was young and vibrant, I flashed [Chris Parnell] my boobs on my birthday. It was right before I started on SNL, and I was drinking so much tequila that I flashed him my boobs at a party at my house. The next day he called me, and left me this message: “Hello, Maya, this is Chris Parnell. I want to say thank you very much for showing me your boobs last night. I appreciate it.” It’s probably my favorite message I’ve ever received. It was so fucking funny."

— Maya Rudolph (via msknope)

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